The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs :: essays research papers

The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs      at one time upon a time there lived three pigs. To lodgeher they owned a verypopular restaurant, " porc boys."     Each of the pigs make opposite burgers for different people. The firstpig, Hamm was trying to watch his weight so he made Veggie Burgers.     The secound pig named Pork chopper made his burger with special naughtyprotein tall mallow and fat free thousand island dressing.     The third pig, Bacon, made the spot burger with three slabs of beef,four pieces of(turkey) bacon, five different cheeses, super fat unavowed sauce,grease on the side, and your choice of any bun except unit wheat."Flash This just in. There have been reports of Richard Simonssightings in the area so head for high grounds and hide your oldies cassetes.This is not a test, I repeat not a test.""Hamm, lock the doors"" Im on it Bacon."Bamm Bamm He was there, Richard Simons lb on the window, "Let mein folks and together we can get rid of those stormy thunder thighs.""Leader of the Pack."     All of the sudden the customers began to move to the hypnotic music.     Hamm tried to f annihilate it (Ricard Simons) off with his Veggie Burger butthan he realized that the Burger was not Fatty enough so he to began to dance.Pork Chop in fear of his life lobed his burger into the beasts mouth. "High protien cheese and non-fat dressing can not harm me. Ha, Ha, Ha"     Pork Chop then was thrown into the trance and uncontrolably began todance the watusi.     Is this the end of the line for the pigs? volition the pigs be covered in ablanket of exercise kind of of panecake... But wait look over there could it be,yes it is Big Bacon Boy"Baa Baa Baa," a trumpet sounded in the background."Ha, Ha Richard it is the end of the line fo r you. You are not wanted in